stickyembraces:

Get your degree from the university of youtube! If anyone should tell you ignorant things such as ‘go and read a fucking book for once, before you make uninformed statements based on sensationalist videos from the internet’, just tell them to stop worshipping THE MAN and the CONSENSUS.

Oooh can I send Rick Santorum an honourary degree?

And the LORD spake, saying,

“Thine was the one with chili sauce.”

cuteboyswithcats:

this is proseposeur

submitted by whataclevername

This is too precious.

Room for another spoon? :3

(Replaced the Glee version with Tom Jones. Because. Ok?)

mothercheesus:

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

OOOOH YEAAAAH

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Moderator: “So you spoke about the dangers of contraception. Can you talk about why contraceptives are dangerous?”

Santorum: “What we are seeing is a problem in our culture with respect to children being raised by children, children being raised out of wedlock, and the economic impact and the impact on society.”

PRO TIP, BRO: BABIES HAPPEN WHEN YOU DON’T USE CONTRACEPTION, NOT WHEN YOU DO.

Hahaha OH YES, oh SNAP! xD

fuckyeahlotrcast:

Elijah Wood: King of the Krewe of Bacchus Parade; Mardi Gras 2004.

Most fabulous I’ve ever seen him.

Oh I don’t think that’s a scumbag gene.

Shy hot boys are adorable. And also easier for me to talk to. :3 

Thank you Japan, for your awesome WTF sense of humour.

The narrator is obviously just jealous.

Grandma gets freaky.

:D